The First Dynasty of Simon

From BlogNomic Wiki

January 25, 2005 - April 3, 2005

Table of contents

1 Ascension Address 2 Players 3 Final Ruleset 4 Posts of Interest 5 Ascension 6 Commentary 7 Credits

1 Ascension Address

http://web.archive.org/web/20050206082710/http://blognomic.blogspot.com/

RULES OF THE BEACH:

1. Lifeguard not on duty. Enter the water at your own risk. 2. Replace "Muffin" with "Gremmie", "GRAND POOBAH" with "King of the Beach", "Stuffs" with "Props", "Year" with "Aeon", and "A.E. (Anno EquitisRegis)" with "AA (Aeon of Awesomeness)". 3. No whiners. If someone splashes you, splash 'em back. 4. Repeal rules 11 through 25. 5. If someone else calls a wave, don't steal it. Unless you're better than them. 6. jkqrlvilsvkja jhwvfdsjkladnckerb dfibonrbk slvnasdj kvhewb kirndfsvmab a dsfasddd (There's graffiti all over this rule. You can't read it.) 7. For all your surfing and swimwear needs, come to Simon's First Dynasty and Surf Shop, located right behind you on the boardwalk.

Well, that's about it. Welcome to BlogNomic Beach.

2 Players

3 Final Ruleset

4 Posts of Interest

5 Ascension

Having successfully performed "An arbitrary stunt referencing Simon" with target skill level of 20, Angry Grasshopper invoked Rule 11 and declared victory.

He rolled 16 (out of 22), and Z = 4 (thirty yards to shore, zero points for the necklace, since it's contested, and one point for the glasses), making the total check equal 20. [DICEY + Z = 20]

The result of the DICEY roll plus the value Z determined the success of the roll (Z is a coolness factor that defaults to Zero, but can be modified by other rules).

6 Commentary

Did this become a Metadynasty? --Qwazukee 03:31, 17 Aug 2009 (GMT)

7 Credits

Written by Qwazukee.

Dynastic Histories

Round One - The First Dynasty of Myke - The First Dynasty of Lyndse - The Second Dynasty of Myke - The First Dynasty of Kevan - The First Dynasty of Anthony - The First Dynasty of est - The Second Dynasty of Kevan - The First Dynasty of Damanor - The Third Dynasty of Kevan - The First Dynasty of Cayvie - The First Dynasty of Joranj - The First Dynasty of Keitalia - The First Dynasty of SatyrEyes - The First Metadynasty - The Second Dynasty of Cayvie - The First Dynasty of Brendan - The Fourth Dynasty of Kevan - The First Dynasty of Knightking - The First Dynasty of Chronos Phaenon - The First Dynasty of TrumanCapote - The Second Dynasty of Knightking - The First Dynasty of Quazie - The First Dynasty of Simon - The First Dynasty of AngryGrasshopper - The First Dynasty of Rodney - The First Dynasty of Aaron - The Second Dynasty of Josh - The Second Metadynasty - The Second Dynasty of Chronos Phaenon - The First Dynasty of Excalabur - The Second Dynasty of Excalabur - The First Dynasty of 75th Trombone - The First Dynasty of Elias IX - The Third Metadynasty - The Second Dynasty of Angry Grasshopper - The First Dynasty of Hix - The First Dynasty of Thelonious - The Second Dynasty of Elias IX - The Second Dynasty of Rodney - The First Dynasty of Clucky - The First Dynasty of Doremi - The Third Dynasty of Chronos Phaenon - The First Dynasty of Amnistar - The Second Dynasty of Clucky - The Second Dynasty of Amnistar - The First Dynasty of Bucky - The Third Dynasty of Clucky - The Third Dynasty of Josh - The Fifth Dynasty of Kevan - The Second Dynasty of Hix - The First Dynasty of spikebrennan - The First Dynasty of Jack - The First Dynasty of Purplebeard - The First Dynasty of Rodlen - The First Dynasty of Yoda - The Third Dynasty of Amnistar - The First Dynasty of Darknight - The Second Dynasty of Bucky - The Second Dynasty of Yoda - The Fourth Metadynasty - The First Dynasty of arthexis - The Fourth Dynasty of Amnistar - The First Dynasty of Devenger - The First Dynasty of ais523 - The First Dynasty of yuri_dragon_17 - The First Dynasty of Qwazukee - The First Dynasty of Darth Cliche - The Fifth Metadynasty - The Third Dynasty of Bucky - The First Dynasty of Wakukee - The Sixth Dynasty of Kevan - The Second Dynasty of ais523 - The Fourth Dynasty of Josh - The Second Dynasty of Purplebeard - The Third Dynasty of ais523 - The Second Dynasty of Ienpw III - The Second Dynasty of Darth Cliche - The First Dynasty of lilomar - The First Dynasty of coppro